Moon-
Go to the moon and you won't regret it
Because this will be a trip you won't forget.
You can jump around with less gravity,
Sled down moon dust and hit no trees
See craters but no manatees
In the sea of tranquility
Chorus: But- there's no cheese in the moon
It's 238 (thou), 900 miles away
A sphere with no peer, that rotates every 27.3 days
Been the same for 3 billion years, but for a few craters that hitched a ride
Only 12 of us have gone, none have stayed, and as I watch our tide
I'm thinkin' there's no cheese on the moon
Chorus- there's no cheese in the moon
You want an eclipse, well lots are there
It lights the Earth cause it's so near
You don't need a raincoat , the weather's fair
But I guess there's really no weather there
Crawl in craters, have fun, sing a tune
Half the Earth is still bigger than the moon
There's more that I have to say
It's 1.2% of the Earth's weight (mass)
Chorus- there's no cheese in the moon